Best Fantasy Basketball Team Names

Those of you who've been reading me for a while know that I love a good fantasy team name. Over the years I've held several team name contests for fantasy baseball and football. Some great names have emerged from those competitions--names like "Toucans of Whoopass," "Haas of Payne" (after the names of the two co-owners), "Victorious Secret" (owned by a female), and "Long Island Iced Tea Bags." The best name in my current league is "stillhappy@basement," which mocks the teams in our league who, to this day, are so afraid of getting fleeced in a trade that they opt to waste away at the bottom of the standings.

I'm always on the lookout for more clever names, so let me know (via comments or email) if you know of any. If we get enough quality submissions, I'll put them to a vote, so we can crown a champ.